While Ron paid to see The Force Awakens teaser on the big screen, Jp saw it online in the comfort of his own home. We share our reactions to the teaser while promising not to spend three hours over analyzing 88 seconds. We do spend a good amount of time dissecting the latest rumors to hit the Internet from an unlikely source. Do these rumors start to connect the dots of the plot of the movie or do they leave us with more questions? Intrigued by this new batch of rumors, Ron and Jp feel like they might be getting into spoiler territory…but then again we might just be dealing with a new batch of lies instead.